I should have known I wouldn’t get to see “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” for the 2nd time yesterday!!! I should have known!

1. We get to the movie theater which advertised “Gourmet Popcorn”. They have the most awesome caramel popcorn EVER! Nothing like Cracker Jacks, trust me. So we order Caramel Corn. Nope sorry we are out. Then the worker (high school kid) says and I quote… “We have these, but they are getting stale. You might want to try them first.” Okay, I know I should THANK the kid for being honest, but I wanted to ask how old the Sprite was I was drinking and how dirty the napkins were.

We ordered regular popcorn.

2. Bryan and get sat down and we are the only people in the theater. That changed before the movie started but it was kind of weird there for a while.

We watched the trailers, which I LOVE to see. I like getting excited about upcoming movies. There was not ONE movie they showed a trailer for that I would even rent off the $1 rack in desperation.

4. The movie began. We watched poor Elizabeth in her wet wedding gown (it was raining) run to Will –who looked dry by the way - and subsequently get arrested. We saw the movie slow down, go out of focus and we heard “Flip Flip Flip” and then we saw the movie melt in front of our eyes.

No more movie.

SO…we ended up going to K-Mart. How sad is that? We walked out with full drinks and popcorn.

I was SO disappointed!!!